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THE OUTLAW CAT OF ROBINHOOD CHAIN
Tax the trades.
Long the HOOD.
Buy back LONGHOOD.
Every trade on Robinhood Chain fills the tax chest. That ETH goes long xyz:HOOD on Hyperliquid. Realized profit — not vague promises — comes back as LONGHOOD buybacks.
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THE SHERWOOD LEDGER
Live treasury dashboard
No vague "marketing wallet." Watch the tax deployed, the HOOD position, protected principal, harvested profit, and buybacks — all from the bot's own state database.
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Tax deployed
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Protected principal
HOOD long
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Position notional
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Above principal + buffer
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Profit returned to token
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TREASURY PERFORMANCE
Account value vs. principal
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bot activity log
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THE FOREST FEED
Recent treasury actions
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THE WANTED POSTER
Official LONGHOOD contract
Always verify the contract address before trading. LONGHOOD steals from bad trades, not from holders.
Not affiliated with Robinhood Markets. Strategy involves market, bridge, smart-contract, and liquidation risk.THE FOUR-ARROW LOOP
A meme token with a real job
The cat does not sit on the tax chest. Every step is on-chain and verifiable. Buybacks start only when the strategy books a realized profit above principal.
Collect the tax
Every Flap trade on Robinhood Chain routes the configured percentage to the dedicated tax wallet. Volume fills the chest.
Tax chest filledBridge the bag
The bot keeps gas reserves, swaps tax ETH to USDC via LI.FI, and deposits it into the Hyperliquid strategy account.
Capital deployedLong HOOD
The strategy targets the configured exposure on the xyz:HOOD perpetual market — principal is protected, never risked beyond position losses.
Buy back LONGHOOD
Only profit above protected principal and the safety buffer is eligible. The bot withdraws that profit and uses it to buy back LONGHOOD on-chain.
Value returns home
THE LEGEND OF LONGHOOD
He did not steal from the rich.
He stole the chart back.
Deep inside Sherwood Alley, ordinary cats were rugged for their last pouch of kibble while whales stacked green candles behind castle walls. Then an orange outlaw appeared on a tree stump, pulled one arrow from his quiver, and aimed straight at the market.
His rule was simple: trading volume fills the tax chest; the tax chest goes long HOOD; real profit — not marketing promises — returns as buybacks. No mysterious treasury wallet, no royal decree, and no token unlocks from a cat who cannot read a vesting schedule.
"We do not chase the green candle. We become the green candle."
— LONGHOOD, first archer of the alley
DEGEN CHARACTER SHEET
Born for raids, stickers,
and bad decisions
The face
Half-lidded confidence. One fang out. He already knows your entry was late and your stop-loss is emotional.
The cap
Green woodland cap, red feather, and zero permission from the Robinhood king. The algorithm is the crown.
The weapon
One bow for HOOD longs. One arrow per harvested buyback. The quiver refills automatically with volume.
The temperament
Calm in drawdown, smug in profit, terminally online in every market condition. Sleeping through a liquidation scare since 2024.
THE OUTLAW MAP
From alley cat to forest legend
CHAPTER I
Launch the outlaw
Token live on Robinhood Chain with Flap tax routing. Strategy bot deployed. Public treasury dashboard running. Everything verifiable on-chain.
CHAPTER II
Fire the first arrow
Fund the HOOD strategy wallet. Publish the first open position. Execute the first profit-funded buyback. Watch the number go up.
CHAPTER III
Grow the pride
Sticker raids, lore drops, community dashboards, and public buyback milestone events. Sherwood Alley gets louder.
CHAPTER IV
Own Sherwood
Deep liquidity, recurring treasury reports, strategy-controlled lore events triggered by buyback milestones. The cat writes the news now.
ASK THE CAT
Frequently avoided questions
The site reads from the same SQLite state and metric history written by the strategy bot. Numbers update every 15 seconds. Demo mode is clearly labeled. Live mode begins once the bot writes its first cycle metrics.
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